reinventing rogue realities since 1994.

Name's aris. 19940218.
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The Horrible Secret Behind Every Stan Lee Cameo - Dorkly Comic 

Zachary Quinto vs. Leonard Nimoy: “The Challenge” (by AudiofAmerica)

(via The 10 Most Bizarrely Interchangeable Celebrities | Cracked.com)

(via The 10 Most Bizarrely Interchangeable Celebrities | Cracked.com)

(via Revenge, ego and the corruption of Wikipedia - Salon.com)

(via Revenge, ego and the corruption of Wikipedia - Salon.com)

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(via Behance :: Posters #2 by Karina Nurdinova)

(via Behance :: Posters #2 by Karina Nurdinova)

(via 8 Mind-Blowing Instances of Pinoy Outrage (Aside from Dan Brown) | 8List)

(via 8 Mind-Blowing Instances of Pinoy Outrage (Aside from Dan Brown) | 8List)

(via Ricky Gervais: Is There a Difference Between British and American Humor | TIME.com)

(via Ricky Gervais: Is There a Difference Between British and American Humor | TIME.com)

Archaeologists Find Original Iliad Manuscript, Realize Achilles Was Actually Killed By Arrow to The Dick - The Brown Noser 

The discovery has sparked at least one radical change in literary terminology. The term “Achilles heel,” previously used in literary criticism to refer to a character’s fatal weakness, has fallen out of popular usage. Taking its place is the more accurate phrase, “Achilles dick.” 

What delightful satire. 

How to be a Manila local: 10 tips on faking it | CNN Travel 

Not always true—especially these days—but still a fun way to think about these things. 

(via Watch These Straight People Answer A Question Gay People Have Been Asked For Years)

Comedy by Red Ollero: Philippine Political Dynasties, Game of Thrones Style! 

redkomedyante:

This coming elections, I think people should vote for Villar, Binay, Enrile and pretty much any of them candidates who’re in a political dynasty.

As a self-proclaimed political expert, I truly believe this is the only way to purge our government!

I can just imagine… with enough families in…

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